#437.9 CALVINBALL RULES AND REGULATIONS

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Thank you for your well-intentioned request, but we are obliged to inform 
you that the 1995 edition of Calvinball rules and regulations, due to the 
elaborate and highly volatile nature of said text, occupies more 
informational space than the sum total of molecules in the universe and 
its immediate suburbs.

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OTEM: Ball-Handling Problems?