SARAH COOPER'S CHIN AND HOW IT GOT THAT WAY
(Document assigned #084.2)
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1. Slept, every night for many years, on her back with 7 pillows.
2. Childhood hobby:  Balancing full beer bottles on it.
3. Possibility:  It's made of lead.  Gravity did the rest.
4. Pure speculation:  It's really just a big wart.
5. Maybe you get that way if you try to summon demons before the age of 10.
6. Body piercing mistake.
7. Mysterious Bard van accident on Rte. 9 "Racetrack".
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Tap Dancing and Gouda Emporium: Black shoes, Red ink.