#073.0 "I'M SO SORRY" FORM (TO BE FILED IN QUADRUPLICATE)

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please quadruplicate document #069.5 FORMAT OF REQUIRED APOLOGIA and
sign in black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, and blood, with five witnesses, 
who may not all be Hindu but who will not eat pork sausage unless sorely 
pressed, and file immediately with OTEM Subscriber Services.

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