#069.5 FORMAT OF REQUIRED APOLOGIA

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I, __________________, being of reasonably sound mind and body, except on 
week-ends, do hereby solemnly swear, in cloudy conscience, to do my duty 
to God and my country, to help other people, to keep myself physically 
straight, morally deranged, and mentally insane, so help me JHVH-1, ad 
hoc ergo propter hoc ergo sum, veni, vidi, by a commodius vicus of 
recirculation, and herewith submit my formal apologia to Philip Schnell, 
head honky-tonker of OTEM WorldWide Enterprises, a subsidiary of WANG 
Enterprises, a subsidiary of Walt Disney, Incorporated, a subsidiary of 
OTGM Unlimited International.

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   					(sign in bile) 

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