SEXUAL HIJINX WITH LEON BOTSTEIN
(Document assigned #004.2)
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Mysteries too terrible to contemplate...
Lies too base to reveal...
Corn chips too stale to eat...
Fish heads too rank to wrap in old newspaper...
SEXUAL HIJINX WITH LEON BOTSTEIN?
Perhaps the next feature in the National Enquirer
Our flair for sensationalism
and liberation
makes us curious about
those things far too academic
and erudite
for us
to understand.

Yeah.
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