Information Delicatessen

There is a wealth of information available on the internet. Until now, however, you couldn't find information on the internet unless it actually existed.

This new server will change all that. Developed by DonkeyTech and Oscillations Through Electronic Media (OTEM), the "Information Delicatessen" will provide any type of information. Information requests are processed by creating the desired information on-the-fly.

Although information access speeds are somewhat slower than traditional data servers, the improved range of topics more than makes up for this deficiency.

The information delicatessen is not yet available to the public. Below are several documents retrieved from the information delicatessen during its beta-testing period.

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The Information Delicatessen Archives

#000.6 THE INCREDIBLE STORY OF CALIGULA'S HORSE AND THE NINETY PLEBIANS
#004.2 SEXUAL HIJINX WITH LEON BOTSTEIN
#037.6 J'TOOTHPICK 4A: ELM, OAK, AND CEDAR
#069.5 FORMAT OF REQUIRED APOLOGIA
#073.0 "I'M SO SORRY" FORM (TO BE FILED IN QUADRUPLICATE)
#084.2 SARAH COOPER'S CHIN AND HOW IT GOT THAT WAY
#102.8 COCA-COLA'S SECRET PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION
#102.9 PEPSI-COLA HITS THE SPOT, 12 FULL OUNCES THAT'S A LOT
#382.6 GRANDPA EATS OATMEAL
#437.9 CALVINBALL RULES AND REGULATIONS
#444.3 UBIQUITOUS GUINNESS
#444.4 STONE MAN GOES QUANTITY SURVEYING
#666.0 ANNANDALE UEBER ALLES
#876.8 48 SHALL RIDE AGAIN
#876.9 DIGGING IT UP: SECRETS OF GRAVE-ROBBERY
#900.8 GETTING OUT OF STUPID CORE REQUIREMENTS AT LARGE UNIVERSITIES
[COMING SOON] DEATH WARMED OVER: COFFIN INSULATION TECHNIQUES
[COMING SOON] EVIAN = NAIVE, KELVIN DALY = LANKY DEVIL, ? = ?

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Last Modified 10 August 1997